I got a new ....odd...job that pays well =D [no its not drugs or arms dealing =.= //]
Well since my memory is a bit Fuzzy....lets start on thursday~
Thursday
Classes were boring as usual...my Lit/psych teacher has been sick for a while now...sooooo i can afford to be late these days =D.
I just got assigned a new lit project....its the Cantebury Tales and i got assigned as the role of the Reeve....the mor ei read about him the more corrupt i think he is....
Working on my Memoir poem lately....still trying to decide wether i should write about the time i got chased by a guy on crack on the way to school when i was in elementary ( i assumed that the guy was on crack since he looked pretty up...Oh btw Riley if your reading this i think you'll remember about this event =D) or the time my cousin taught me how to drive down @ the states.
>.> interesting day ......give it a rating of 7/10 since it was a an average day...and the fact that i ended the day with doughnuts and coffee again=D
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Friday
One hell of an exciting day....buuuut it started off boring with me rolling off my bed....
Soooo heres how it starts:
PART ONE: FIELDTRIP
9:00 am- Rolls out of bed confused then remembers theres a field trip....brushed teeth, shaved, dressed then ran the hell out of the house
10:00am-11:00am (assumes it was this time) -Skytrains down to burrard for the fieldtrip about economics by Fraser Institute (right wing bastards) when i spent like 20 mins running around the hotel looking for the god damn place....it was actually pretty easy.....i also learn the Hyatt hotel is a shitty hotel. When i finally found the seminar thing I was apparently late...so i sat there reading Right wing pamphlets about "why Canadians are Communist" or "Why Canadian Health Care Sucks" >.> how enlightening.....
11:00am-1:00pm- Sitting by the window sill and eventually finishes reading all the bad things about Canada....so i got bored and called Dennis=D. We talked about Volleyball and how Ms.Peters wasn't at school again (hooray possibility of extension for lit!!!=D) and about otehr stuff about how i should've skipped the fieldtrip and attend one of Lucas' class @ VC as "San Tiago" the "foreign exchange student who came to Vancouver to look for treasure". Then i talked to dennis until a work shop started and i was sitting in the room with a Economist (with a very chinese accent) telling me why Socialism is bad and Capitalist is the way to go >.>. After that was done i tried calling Dennis again...he was pissed off...so i hung up and decided to text him a "I'm Sry Bro".
1:00-2:00- Woot this part is the part that shows Communism is teh way to go...so during the seminar we debated on how to get an Adidas T-shirt...sooo we narrowed it down to "Lottery" and "Greatest need" [Greatest need is a Concept Karl Marx made for dividing resources & etc in a idealist communist system etc...just incase you didn't know] So me & some of those Eric Hamburg(er) guys kept screaming "GREATEST NEEED!!!!" until the whole room followed along with us and eventually won out against "Lottery". So we wanted to have the T-shirt divided into 200 pieces =D but those cheap Capitalist guys said no so we went with lottery anyways D=.
After that ended we had another workshop this time on something about matching Economies to certain situations....one of them was literally the stereotype of soviet union...the situation was described in the following:
"Country that diverts resources from the ppl and spend it on Space Exploration and Military expenditures" >.>///
interesting.....
Then the guy goes on teaching some white kids about the soviet union and how "The Soviet Union was a country that was similar to imperialists and was so poor they didnt have computers or basic needs like shelter." hmmm interesting....wonder if thats what you learn in History Class down in the states. So heres so Facts just b4 i go on about some other stuff:
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Facts:
1. Soviet Union dissolved in 1991 December 26th....Pc's or Home computers were introduced during the late 1970s and throughout the 80s....but they techinically were not purchased by the citizens until the late 80s and early 90s. SO the only place you would see computers were in military facilities, Hospitals or in Offices. THEREFORE no one had computers @ their homes until early 90s......(thank you Jan for Clarifying this to me)
2. Soviet union did not divert funds....well not to the extent western nations think they did....buuut my point is everyone back in the day got to eat and were given the bare necessities!THIS INCLUDES FOOD, CLOTHES, AND SHELTER!
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Okay well after that workshop we had 2 more seminars left and lunch then it was Game over =D!
Lunch wasn't all that interesting....it was literally a sandwich buffet.....with no veggies.....like seriously how the hell do you eat food like that? so i drank like half a pitcher of Lemonade & Ice Tea, talked to the girls for the entire period.
Met a weird girl whose a bit too into gay porn>.> she told me she can't look at Makerenko anymore cuz she say a guy in a gay porn video that looked like him. She was kinda surprised that i wasn't shocked. She felt embarassed afterwords so i told her that i watched lesbian porn b4 so its no biggie. Since my friends either skipped out or left by this point to get to work and i had to wait till 3pm to call Lucas up, i decided to hang out with the girl for the remainder fo the day. Finally met a girl who read Gintama and we discussed about it for almost the whole day.
2nd Last seminar was blurry...so i forgot about it....
last seminar...it was about "trading" and technically my trade was a "theft" since the girl next to me stole my play dough and threw me her green beads (yes Carolyn that was your Bday gift...im sry...). So much for "Voluntary trade" ahem if your reading this then i'm directing that to you Ms. Iwatchgaypornwithguyswholooklikemyphysicsteacher.
PART TWO:
2:00pm-3:00pm-Well when the day ended i bussed home with the girl, we talked about Gintama and stuff about americans & what not =/ awww how romantic isn't it? i bussed with her to Clarendon. and decided to head towards Luca's house. I kept trying to call Lucas but it kept directing me to Voicemail. So i remembered he gave me the directions to his house the day b4 on msn which was:
"bus to 57th and Granville, call me if you need anymore help"
"....."= .=
so i did that....
Then just to be sure where the hell Lucas was i called Damian (which in turn was kinda a bad choice of ppl to call) i called him and asked where Lucas was and he replies me with somethign that i would like to say "the qoute of the day"
Qoute of the Day- "I dunno where he is i left school early to get a hair cut"
when i heard that i was like: ".......oka-y~...."
Damian would then tell me to call Andy and Marco where Lucas was...i told him that i lost teh contacts on my old phone.....so we came to an agreement where Damian would text me Andy's number after the two of us hung up.
3:00pm-~4:00pm The Hunt for the Sacred Santuary of Lucas- Okay this is the fun part of my day.....>.> well this is how it begins...i went to the place he told me to show up at and i called him for further directions....whcih leads me to his voicemail.....hooray(=.=lll) i waited for Damian to text me Andy's #....and it never came....so i found it kinda pointless to call Damian again and decided to look for a house with a GTR or something along either 57th and oak or 57th and granville.....no luck....
I then realized Arnon was on my contacts list=D
So i called him up and asked where the house was.....and the only info i got out of him was "i can remember where it is...its a big house with no fence and with flowers leading to the front step and it had palm trees..and theres a dog statue...yea sry Jason i gotta go"
Again when he hung up i stood there with the expression that can only be expressed as : "....."
so i walked everywhere from Oak and 57th to Granville and 57th looking for a house with that direction...it wasn't until i found a house that fit that the description given to me by Arnon.
For a moment there i was like "THANK YOU GOD!!!!!"
I walked up to the house and rang the door bell....Moment of truth:
old white lady opens the door......
Damn.....
so i apologized and she told me to check next door cuz there was a young asian boy living there. I thanked her and left. I figured "who gives a damn if i get the wrong house" so i rung the bell next door....and no one answered....so i gave up and left....well not really i called Lucas a couple more times and failed.
As i was walking there was a phone call and when i picked up first thing i heard was:
" OMFG JASON I'M SO SORRY MY PHONE DIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
...dammit lucas....couldnt you fix your phone an hour earlier....=.=
4:00pm-6:00pm-So we tracked each other down and he led me to his home....which itself was a pitiful joke.....he would constantly walk toward random homes going like "its this one.....NOT" then i would scream "DAMMIT LUCAS!!!" or my favourite line : " WTF LUCAS!?"
So we got to his house and talked for a while then he told me that he was heading out to Carolyn's party and said i should go so i did....i didnt have a gift....then it came to me....the green beads....=D we talked for an hour about how she would kill me...but he just kept going like "Don't worry about it, don't worry about it it'll be funny to watch" >.> /// i gave him the password and username for my Artona picture thing so we can book a date...(which proved to be impossible but meh) I kept saying something to him (can't remeber what) and he kept saying he'll shoot me....then he told me he had a gun(with a serious face)....and i'm like ".... no more questions". So we left the house threatening Derek to take us to some steak and grill place called Sammy J Peppers.
5:00pm-6:00pm (something happend in between)- Lucas helps some guy name matt to find someone's house....not going to dwelve too into that since i barely knew the guy. So we went to langara...waited for Derek to come...and take us to Sammy J Peppers....(i apparently knew where the place was but i didn't know what i was called....i should stop hanging out with old ppl...) Derek eventually called ME....and told me where exactly teh place was then i realized and took the lead to bring Lucas there.
When we got on the skytrain we bumped into Kelvin Ip and his friend, kelvin got off @ langara & etc etc,. Me and the other guy (also named Jason) kept talking about how Lucas looked like a thug...then he said he was out to fight with some brown guys (LOL). When we left we said bye to Jason, his exact words was "Bye Jason and Thug" >.>
We bumped into Carolyn and her friends so they led us to Sammy J Peppers. We also gave her our gifts (she accepted mine with great....acceptance...so in otehr words i didnt die.) then Lucas kept trying to sell me out by saying those party beads were for Mardi Gras (which thank god she didn't know about=D)...in the end i die =D
PART THREE: Conclusion
wooot thank you if you followed everything up till now.....but theres only a bit left....
6:00pm-8:00pm- The Effect of Drinking half a bottle of Finlandia the other day came back to me...so i started feeling a bit dazed.....plus since i puked in the morning i didnt have much of an appetite the whole day...meh atleast im losing weight =/
So when we got to Sammy J Peppers Lucas and I were pretty much dazed.....so dazed that i didn't realize that Carolyn was introducing me to her friends (I'M SO SRY ABOUT THAT SRSLY I WISH I CAN APOLOGIZE TO YOUR FRIENDS). But we did meet a girl named Laura whom hated Lucas cuz he kept calling her fat (yes Lucas has a way with his words when it comes women).
Derek showed up late with his suit....>.> i'm not gonna say anything about the suit.... all i am gonna say is :
"omg vc Boys are gonna look like the NYC mafia now"
"omg vc Boys are gonna look like the NYC mafia now"
well then dennis showed up for the grand finale, so he was with Carolyn for a bit...then i went back to washroom to finish off some of the effects of last nights Finlandia.When i came back Lucas was asking who wanted to go home & sleep in the same bed with him....and yea......>.> no comment. The day ended with us debating wether we should go to Carolyn's house to watch 17 again ( =_=/// Zack Efron). Lucas was dazed but he wanted to go...dennis wanted to too, however Derek and I had stuff to do the next day (i had repeated phone calls from my boss asking me about work stuff for the day...so maybe it wouldnt be such a good idea to go to work late) So all the guys decided to go home, and girls to Carolyn's fabled home.we took the skytrain with the girl until they left and the guys and I had a silent trip home.
8:30pm-9:00pm- The ride home on the skytrain was pretty quiet, we decided to go for bubble tea, but Derek left (after i lent him my head phones) and Lucas left (dunno why...guess he doesn't likes sausage fests)
PART FOUR: Epilogue~
9:00pm-10:00pm- Dennis and I decided to go for bubble tea @ Oakridge, we even bumped into Fred and Tiffany Fung there...and i was like....interesting.....that trip kinda made me realize that girls talk alot=/
After Tiffany left Dennis and I had our bro talks, talked alot about volleyball and stuff it was the typical that happend. Just realized how we always somehow bump into each other everyday...>.> if Dennis was here he would scream " JASON ITS DESTINY" well i guess he will after he sees this.
So the two of us sat there drinking out Honey Dew slushes (^.^ Yum~Yum~) talked for a bit, then by ten we decided to leave since have stuff to do in the morning.
10:00pm-11:00pm-We Sat @ Oakridge bus stop thinking whether if we shout call this person on my phone or not....then we decided it wan't really worth it. The bus after a long heartful wait in the cold finally arrived! So we bussed home from oakridge >.> it was interesting since the bus driver tried to cram every single human body into one single space...kinda reminds me of my trip to Guangzhou a couple years ago. There was a guy drinking beer on the bus with Vanmpire fangs standing behind Dennis...and i remember saying to myself: "interesting....."
When we got to our stop, we talked to each other for a bit and went home...i walked home in the cold by myself thinking to myself "been on fucking adventure today" and when i got home i decided to warm myself up with the remaining half of Finlandia ^ ^.
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Saturday & Sunday
Missed Lucas' party, superbly disappointed, and worked for a whole day......went to a shitty family party . Sunday was basically a whole day of catching up with work & Homework >.>
New ANime season subs! out=D NYANKOI FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!! & New Hetalia Episodes subbed finally a Episode with Invisible Canada-san!!!!
This Ends today's rant!
Canada & his pet Kumajiro!
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